🔥🚨 BREAKING: It's Official, AI is now a corporate overlord and we’re ALL just the side characters in this dystopian sitcom! 🎭😂 Listen up, fam! 🤖💼 Forget the crystal ball, AI’s here and it's like that one friend who shows up uninvited to your party, crashes it, and suddenly steals your snack stash. 💀💸 PwC just threw down the gauntlet at their San Fran pow-wow (May 15—mark your calendars for the tech apocalypse). When they say “AI is reshaping enterprise operations,” what they really mean is: "Y’all better get your robot house in order before we all drown in code and feel like this 🔥." 🔊🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just wanted to make spreadsheets less boring, but now we’re basically crying because robots are taking over.” And you know it's getting real when even the corporate suits start throwing around buzzwords like "intelligently apply" and “govern”—sounds super legit, bro. 👀🚀 But wait! The future's bright if you squint: “Competitiveness! 🥇” aka time to strap a jetpack on your innovations and fly to the stonks moon! 🚀💰 🔥💥 Hot Take: Within a year, we'll be in a full-blown AI war zone, with firms battling it out with *who can make the most soulless AI-generated marketing campaign!* Get ready for the cringe, no cap! This is gonna be WILD. 🤡💀✨ #AItakeover #CorporateShenanigans