🚨🔥🚀 ATTENTION ALL TECH NERDS! Our Lord and Savior, the Pixel Watch 4, has SPELT OUT the future with Wear OS 6, and it’s got us SHOOKETH! 💀📅🥳 Like seriously—this thing is so good, even your grandma who's still on her flip phone is like, “Yassss, let’s vibe with the tech!” 😂💅 But hold up! Before you throw your bank account at Google and scream “STONKS!,” let’s dive into the TEA ☕️: Google needs to take some notes from Samsung like it’s an end-of-the-year report card! “Hey Google, we called. It’s a 2 out of 10 for Tiles and software support. DO BETTER!” 🤡🤦‍♂️ Can you imagine a world where updates roll out faster than TikTok trends? Honestly, this is FINE. 🐶🔥 Imagine a dev in the Google basement, coding like: Dev 1: “What do we do for long-term support?” Dev 2: “Emoji stickers?” Dev 1: “Dude, cringe.” 🤦‍♂️🤬 So here’s my wild prediction: In 2025, Pixel Watches will be sentient and start charging you rent for using their features. 👽💸💀 Remember folks, if your watch ain't cooking breakfast, is it even worth it? 🔥☕️💥