🚨💔BREAKING NEWS: The iPad's Performance Anxiety 😱📱💔 So I grabbed the shiny new Tabwee T90 (sounds like an alien spaceship, right? 👽) and put my beloved iPad 🥺 in a time-out — a MISTAKE, or so I thought. The T90 is rocking Android 16, which I assume stands for "16 ways to make you regret your iPad" 😂💀. Gemini AI is here, and it’s basically the cosmic Tinder of tech—trying to match your brain cells with the right apps, but 9 times outta 10, you're swiping left on functionality. 🥴💥 🌌 Developer Quote Leak 🌌: "Bro, the only thing faster than this tablet booting up is my girlfriend leaving me after I bought it." — Anonymous Dev 🙃 This bad boy is $120—perfect for the budget-conscious procrastinator! 💸💅 But honestly, you’re better off using it as a paperweight while you scroll memes on your phone. #Stonks amirite? 🔥Hot Take—Listen up: 2024 is the year of the return of flip phones powered by AI—why do we need tablets when we can make calls like it’s 1999?! 🤖📞💥 This is fine… or is it? 😳🤣💥 Share this or we can't be friends!