🚨🔥 Tech News Alert: The Liberty Phone is here to steal your money and your sanity! 📱💸 Purism just dropped this security-focused brick for a jaw-dropping $1,999! 🤡💀 And guess what? It’s rocking specs from the Obama administration! Like seriously, is this a phone or a museum exhibit? 🎨🚀 💬 “Bro, did we really just spend 2K on a phone that’s basically an antique?” said *Anonymous Purism Dev* during the *Daily Developers’ Coffee Disco*. 🥴☕️ Meanwhile, this phone is assembled in the U.S., so you can feel patriotic while your apps crash harder than your hopes of getting a decent battery life. 🇺🇸😩 Remember when buying American meant getting top-tier? Well, this phone is about as useful as a flip phone in a TikTok world! 👴📉💔 Just like stonks, this is going down, my friends! 🥴📉 Instead of swiping your credit card, just grab some high-quality duct tape; at least then you’ll be able to “fix” your broken hopes and dreams! 🚧🚀 🔥💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, the Liberty Phone will be selling for $19.99 in the “Bargain Bin of Regret” section at your local Best Buy! 💥📦 #ThisIsFine #Cringe