🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is serving up roundtables and cringy vibes that even your grandma would side-eye! 😂💀 If you’ve ever wanted to watch a bunch of founders and investors compete for the ‘most obnoxious use of buzzwords’ award, THIS is your Super Bowl, fam! 🏆🏅 👽 What’s on the menu? AI, fintech, SPACE (no, not the place where your ex hangs out), and other hot topics that’ll make you question reality as we know it! 🤖👽 But wait—there’s more! You can snag a ticket for a mere $444 🤯 (totally *not* a glorified lunch at Panera, right?). Pro tip: Bring a second friend and save 60%—that’s a whole pizza you could buy instead! 🍕💰 Rumor has it that one founder was overheard saying, "I only came for the free coffee and to flex my latest patent!" 📜🤣 Honestly, it’s like a cringe compilation just waiting to happen. 🔥 Get ready for some wild discussions and „this is fine“ moments as the tech gurus brainstorm their way to the next billion-dollar idea… or just a meme-worthy meltdown! So pack your bags, ‘cause unless we’re launching to Mars, who even cares? Hot take prediction: By the end of the conference, there will be a roundtable solely dedicated to explaining how we’re all just living in a giant meme simulation! 📈🚀 #DisruptYourReality 🌌🤖