🚨🍏🔮 STOP THE PRESS! APPLE’S AI GOT A GLOW-UP! 🔮🍏🚨 So, this year at WWDC25, Apple was like, “Oops, we messed up Siri, but here’s our apology tour!” 🤡🔥💀 Bet they threw in a free sticker pack for good measure! 😂 Apparently, they’re trying to make Siri smarter than your average goldfish - no cap. 💰🐟 With all the charisma of a soggy piece of toast, they announced new betas that’ll probably crash harder than my hopes and dreams! 🤖💔💥 But hey, at least they’re promising more “intelligent” features than “Hmm, I don’t know that one!” 🙄💾 👀 *Leaked Apple dev quote:* “Siri? More like Siri-ously? Where’s my stonk?” 🚀💸 And GUESS WHAT? They’re really pushing that Apple Intelligence like it’s the next avocado toast! 🥑✨ Good luck getting those updates on your 72-hour-old chargers. 🤦‍♂️ But the REAL future prediction? BRACE YOURSELF: in 2024, Siri’s gonna start acting like your mom, reminding you about all that download space you’re wasting on TikTok! 📲🥴 This is not just fine, folks — it’s comedic gold 💩✨. Share and let's roast that “Smart” assistant together!