🚨🎮 SOONY PULLING A FAST ONE! 🎮🚨 These gamers out here grinding for that sweet, sweet success in Ghost of Tsushima when suddenly—BOOM! 💥 Welcome to the PlayStation Franchises Rewards Program where unlocking trophies means unlocking… 🥁 *drumroll please*... THE ABILITY TO PAY FOR MERCH!! 😱 Like, Sony, my dude, I ain’t gotta earn a trophy to show off my gamer cred! Where’s the free stuff, fam?! 😩💸 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* It’s either “this is fine” while I pay $25 for a pin or “let me speak to your manager” over a t-shirt that looks like something I’d craft in art class. #ArtSchoolDropout 🙃 👀 So, after you max out your Pokémon GO account, it’s off to Sony’s tiny, sad reward site. Pro tip: it’s probably just a glorified gate for your credit card info. 🏦😈 "The reward is access," said a clearly ecstatic Sony Dev during our exclusive convo: *“Can’t believe we’re making gamers cough up cash, fr fr! A real stonks moment!”* 🚀💰 Unhinged prediction: By 2030, Sony’s gonna be sending you a bill for every trophy you unlock in real life. “Congrats! You’ve paid $30 to walk the dog, where’s your plaque?” 🐕💀 Buckle up, gamers—let’s get this cringe fest trending! 😂🔥