🔥💥🚫 *STOP RIGHT THERE, POWER BANK WARRIORS!* 🚫💥🔥 So, you thought it was all good vibes and TikTok dance challenges with your ESR HaloLock power banks? Nah fam, it’s more like *this is fine* but the house is *literally on fire* 😱🤡. ESR just recalled 33,000 of these bombastic beauties because they decided to become mini fireworks 🎆. Call them "exploding tech", no cap! 💰 For a hot second (and I mean hot literally), you could’ve snagged these for $32-$40 💸. But now? They're more like "here’s a flaming ticket to the ER" for your wallet 🔥💀. With a 7.5W charge speed that screams “I’m a knockoff and I know it,” these power banks were about as useful as a broken Game Boy 🤦‍♂️. Imagine this: A developer at ESR, probably sipping their overpriced latte, goes “We designed them with kickstands so they can take a sit while they burn your house down!” Like, bro, that’s not a feature, that’s a *fire hazard*! So, if your charger starts looking like a scene from a Michael Bay movie, just remember: THIS AIN'T IT, CHIEF! 🔥🚀 *Hot take time:* 2024 is the year we all switch to hand-cranked chargers. Who needs explosions when you can channel your inner hobbit? Get ready! 🐉🌍