🚨🛑 PSA: Black Friday Alert - Skip the $549 M1 MacBook Air! 💰💤 So, Apple is like that friend who keeps trying to sell you their old Xbox for $500 when you can just get a brand new one for $400. 🤔💀 Last year, the M1 MacBook Air was strutting its stuff at $699 through Walmart like it was some kind of king! 👑 Now, it’s down to $549 and they want us to act like it’s a deal. Uh, not today, Satan! 😈 Let’s break it down: Apple dropped the M1 faster than my GPA in high school. 📉🔥 It’s been on sale for $599 recently, but now they're just playing with our emotions like just another episode of “This Is Fine.” 🐶🔥 **Alert Level: Galaxy Brain 🤯** *“Dude, just wait! Maybe the M2 will drop to $600 right after Black Friday!” - a totally real Apple developer quote that *definitely* wasn’t made up.* So, let’s not Seethe into buying a glorified paperweight when you could hold out for some actual upgrades. ❌ **Hot take 🔥:** If you buy this M1 Air, your laptop might turn into a retro relic faster than it takes for the internet to meme-ify anything. 🖥️💁‍♂️ *Your future self will thank you as you’re vibing with an M2 on a beach somewhere!* 🌴💻💅 Share this meme-orious wisdom before you hit that checkout button! 🛒💥