🚨💥📉 BREAKING: SONY SLASHES SPEAKER PRICES LIKE A CHEF ON A JACKASS MOVIE! 🍳🔪 Ladies and gents, grab your wallet and buckle up because Sonys ULT Field 3 portable speaker is going for a mere **$144.95** on Amazon! 😱💰 That’s a whopping **28% off** its sad, overpriced $199.99 original price! 🤡📉 You heard that right! This baby is cheaper than your morning coffee... unless you live in California. ☕😅 Perfect time to flex on your friends like “look at my speaker blaring absolute bangers while your sound is still trapped in the Stone Age.” 🎶💃 Meme Fact: “This is fine” 🔥 as you watch your bank account dwindle just a liiiiiittle less painfully than before. 🥲 ⚡️*Developer quote leak*: "Honestly, we only lowered the price so people stop asking us about the ULT Field 3's battery life... it's still garbage!" - A very real Sony developer 🚀 But let me drop this truth bomb: Why stop with a portable speaker? We need to unleash a portable BLACK HOLE next! 🌌💀 2024 is gonna be wild—imagine dj’ing a party while leaving your friend’s wallet in another dimension! 😈🤖 So go grab your ULT Field 3 now, before the price rockets back up! 🚀🔥 #SpeakerStonks #TakeMyMoney #NoCap