🚨💔📱 Breaking News: Fortnite Takes an L on iOS 26?! 🔥🤡 Listen up, Squad! 🎮💥 In a plot twist more shocking than that one time Batman forgot his cape, Fortnite just ghosted iPhone and iPad users who are flyin' high on the iOS 26 beta! 🤯🚀 Yup, you heard it right! After that Blitz Royale update, it’s like Epic Games packed their bags and said, “Nah, we out. ✌️” Developer “Dude, it’s just Fortnite” was quoted saying, “We made an executive decision to ruin your day. 😈💀” Like, for real? Are we in a sitcom? This is fine. 🔥💩 The app is basically living with the ghosts of Al Pacino and 2018 memes now, fading faster than your WiFi when you're trying to stream on a family plan. 💨🏡 But wait—hold up! 🚨 Just when you thought they were dead and gone, version 36.10.1 came out and restored support like it’s a superhero movie! 🦸‍♂️💪 Fortnite might be back, but let’s be real, it's still one dysfunctional family. 👀 Prediction: In 2026, we’ll be battling for V-Bucks using telepathy while wearing VR helmets! Because who needs graphics when you have the multiverse?! 💀🤖🚀✌️ #FortnitetheFuture #EpicFail #Stonks