🚨🎉🛩️ **BREAKING NEWS - DJWHO? More like DJ-YAY!** This Prime Day, DJI said "sale" while everyone else lost their minds! 😱💰 The Neo drone, a cute lil' munchkin weighing in at only 135 grams (literally lighter than your bad decisions), is now just **$159**! That's a **20% discount** like it’s going outta style! 🤑🔥 Imagine this: You're at a BBQ, and with a simple voice command, your palm launches a drone that tracks you like it’s your worst ex. 🥴 Hey, look Ma, no drone license needed! You can even throw it in your pocket for when you want instant cool points—like flexing on your TikTok followers. 📱💀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We just wanted to make a drone that even my grandma could use without droning out!” 💬👵 But let’s be real, if your grandma's flying this, your home insurance is gonna seethe. And for just **$229**, you can snag the Neo with two extra batteries—enough power to keep your drone in the air longer than most people can keep a relationship. 💔🚀 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2024, DJI will release a drone that also fetches coffee. 🤖📦 Mark my words; you'll be tossing the beans and the drone will be taking flight! STONKS! 🚁💥 #DroninAndChillin #NotJustForNerds #DronesAreLife