🚨🚨 ATTENTION ALL CRYPTO NERDS AND SCREENSHOT HOARDERS! 🚨🚨 Stop scrolling your gallery right now! 🛑 You might be sitting on a goldmine of sensitive screenshots, but guess what? They’re basically a buffet for creeps with a nasty little Trojan called SparkKitty (no, not your cat; that’s a vibe). 🐱💾 This sneaky lil’ sh*t is here to snatch your crypto seeds like it's Black Friday! 😱💰 Imagine you’re vibin’ in your room with your own “this is fine” meme 🤷‍♂️ while SparkKitty is out there getting your seed phrase like “stonks” 📈! Leaked developer quote: “Bruh, we just wanted to make a cat meme, but now we’re anti-screenshot vigilantes.” 😅 If you’re still keeping those heater screenshots of your wallet info, what are you doing?! 🤦🏽‍♂️ Don’t be that guy! How cringe would it be if your 'cold storage' gets FROZEN because you were too busy flexing on the ‘Gram? 🔥🔥 So, DELETE THOSE NOW! 🔥🔥 Or else prepare for the ultimate "seethe and cope" moment when your bank account suddenly has a black hole, courtesy of SparkKitty! 🚀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In two weeks, we’ll be wearing tinfoil hats to protect our pixels. MARK MY WORDS! 🤖💀