🎧💥 Y’all!! Are you STILL rockin' those crusty old headphones like they're a vintage collector’s item? 🚫👂 Listen up! It's time to break out the wet wipes, and I'm not talking about the ones for your face when you're crying over your latest tech fail! 😂 🔍👀 Newsflash: it’s not just about being a sanitary Stan 🧼🧙‍♂️! You wanna be vibing to your bops WITHOUT sounding like you're underwater in a garage band! Clean your earbuds or risk your hearing health going down faster than a low-budget Zoom call! 🤢💀 👨‍💻💬 In a leaked convo I overheard (definitely didn’t eavesdrop 🤔), a *so-called* developer said: “I thought earbuds cleaning wasn't a vibe until my hearing turned into a TikTok meme - now I’m low-key deaf and regretting life choices.” 😱 #RIPEars Fact: Your earbuds are a breeding ground for germs, and that’s CRINGE. 🤢 Before you say “this is fine” while blasting Lil Wayne, just know you’re doing your eardrums dirty! 🚨🔥 So, here’s the hot take: If you don’t clean your headphones, you’re basically asking your music to drop you like a bad habit! 🚀💔 FR FR, get on it! Or else, prepare to only hear “What’s that sound?” on repeat for the rest of your life! #cleaninggoals #stonks👎