Yo fam, listen up! 🚨 Your PS5 and PS4 are older than your baby cousin’s TikTok account, but the clock’s ticking! 🕒 If you ain't gaming like you’re training for the next esports Olympics, it might be time to say goodbye. 😢✨ But wait! Before you just hand it over like it’s a slice of pizza at a party, you gotta make sure to factory reset that bad boy! No cap, you don’t wanna accidentally send your banking info to the next bro who thinks he’s getting a free ride. 💰💀 Here’s the tea 🍵: *leaked dev quote*: “Just hit ‘Settings’ and then ‘Initialize,’ but we might just call it ‘Delete All Your Regrets’ because why not?” 😂🔥 This ain’t brain surgery, it’s more like taking out the trash, but for your digital life! 🚀✨💾 You gotta wipe it clean like you’re scrubbing those exes outta your DMs! So, press that magic button—become a factory-reset wizard 🧙‍♂️ and watch as your console transforms from an emotional baggage carrier to a fresh start! And for my final hot take: in 5 years, we’re all trading our PS5s for NFTs of our favorite gaming moments. Get ready to weep about your digital nostalgia being "sold out" like it’s a limited edition meme! 🤡🔥💸