📣💥 BREAKING: Sony's PS5 Slim is here, and you won't believe what's happening! 💀🚀 So, you thought you were gonna snag a brand new 1TB PS5 for €499? Nah fam, welcome to the *future* where 825GB literally means 667.2GB of usable space. 🤡 We're talking about a more *minimalist* aesthetic, aka, "My game library is too big to exist" vibes. 🙈 This is like ordering a large pizza and getting three slices. 🍕🔪 Austin Evans, the real MVP of gaming revelations, ripped that bad boy apart and what he found? “It's like Sony's playing hide and seek with our storage! 😂” You know that meme of Drake? Yeah, he's pointing at the PS5 Slim like "✋ Not worth it!" And let's not even get started on that price hike. 💸 Stonks? More like sank-stonks! 📉 So what’s the real tea? If you thought you were going to download games on this thing without a hassle, think again! It’s "This is fine" but we’re crying in the corner of our bedroom with full storage. 😂💔🔥 Prediction time: In two years, we’ll be trading our PS5s for a 25%-off coupon just to make space for the *new* PS5 Ultra Slim that’ll have 512GB max! 😱⏳ 👾💯 Share this with your buddy who’s still eating cereal from a mixing bowl! 😂🍽️