🎉🔥🎮 **BREAKING: PS5 EXCLUSIVE GOES ON SALE AND THE INTERNET LOSES IT** 🔥🎉 Y’all, listen up! 🚨💽 Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is a whopping **$39.99** on Amazon for Prime Day! 😳 That’s a CRAZY 43% off from the *cringe* $69.99! 💰💸 I mean like, do you even lift, bro? This is practically a steal! You could buy it with the money you saved from not buying avocado toast! 😂🥑💦 But wait a minute… doesn't this game have more releases than your ex? It’s on PC now too—suddenly it’s like that one friend who drops a new side hustle every week.💀💼 *"If you can't beat 'em, sell it everywhere*, right?" said some developer we totally didn’t make up. 👀💻 So like, if you're into RPGs or have ever watched someone play one on Twitch, why haven't you snagged this yet? 🚀 It’s the ONLY game that makes owning a PS5 feel less like an expensive paperweight! Don't be the "this is fine" meme when your friends are out there vibing in the FF world. 😩🌍💔 🔥 **Prediction Time**: The gaming community will suddenly unite and demand Square Enix make a *5-hour-long cutscene* DLC for the next Prime Day 🤡. Like, real talk: we’re destined to watch Cloud walk in slow motion for eternity. 🥴💫 #StonksOrBankrupt