🎮😱BREAKING: PlayStation Plus Just Got a Major Glow Up!🚀🔥 So, listen up gamers! 🤓💥 Starting AUGUST 5th, 🎉 all you PS Plus homies get to dive headfirst into "Lies of P" – that soul-crushing Pinocchio nightmare where puppets are basically **KILLER** alternate-reality versions of your childhood! 🪆💀 You thought it was just a fairy tale? Nah fam, it’s a whole vibe! ⚔️🤖 In a world where PS Plus is like that popular kid surrounded by jealous wannabes (lookin’ at you, Xbox Game Pass 😏), it just leveled up harder than your cousin's stonks on Wall Street. 📈💰 Wanna play a world full of mechanical puppets that would make even Geppetto swipe left? 🤔 Swipe, yes, but don’t forget to co-#Seethe while playing! 😂👀 A dev overheard talking about the launch said, “It’s like if Soulsborne games had a baby with a horror movie – and then fed it too many energy drinks!” 🥤💣 And in the ultimate plot twist, let’s predict that by 2024, Sony’s gonna drop a “Pinocchio Battle Royale” and we’ll all be out here trying to win our freedom from a puppet overlord. 🧸👑 This is fine. 🐶🔥 #PuppetSlayer2024 #ShareIf You’re Ready!