🎉💥👀 GATHER 'ROUND, GAMERS! August's PS Plus lineup just dropped, and let me tell you, it’s like Sony decided to throw a surprise party, but forgot where they hid the cake! 🎂💔 First up, we’ve got "Lies of P"! 🎭 Yeah, that’s right, a Pinocchio-themed soulslike that’s somehow more depressing than my last relationship. It’s dripping with that classic Belle Epoque sass, like your artsy friend who insists on calling everything “avant-garde.” 🙄 No cap, if you can survive the torture of this game, you deserve a medal or at least a pizza party. 🍕💀 Then there's "DayZ," which is still kicking it like it’s 2019… but honestly, who needs new games when you can relive the glory days of bug-infested survival? 🤡🚀 And let's not forget about "My Hero One’s Justice 2" – an arena fighter that’s like that one drunk uncle at family gatherings, fun for 10 minutes but then you just wanna tap out and watch Netflix. 📺🔫 But wait! 🤖💰 Leaked insider quote from a dev: "We thought it was a good idea… now we’re all just vibing with the memes." 🌌✨ My final prediction? By the end of August, everyone will be screaming "WE WANT MORE LIES!" and Sony will start charging extra for air. 😂🔥 #FOMO #PSPlusShenanigans #SeetheOrNot