🎮🚨 GAMERS, GATHER ‘ROUND! 🎮🚨 So, all you PS Plus peeps can now dive into the dark, twisted world of *Lies of P*! It’s like if Geppetto started a fight club and decided *hell yeah, let’s make this a soulslike* 🤡🔥💰. This game takes our beloved Pinocchio (ya know, the dude with the nose that grows when he lies) and dumps him into a dystopian puppet slasher horror fest with killer bots lurking around every corner.💀 *What’s next, a game where Cinderella fights robots in a glass slipper?* And the best part? You get this *award-winning* madness at NO EXTRA COST❗ Because who needs to actually pay for games in 2023? 🤑 You just gotta be a PS Plus subscriber and boom! You’re in the land of unlimited mechanical nightmares and rage quits. 🤖👾 In an *exclusive leak*, a “high-ranking” Sony dev was like, “Honestly, we ran out of ideas, so we just googled *creepy toys* and *soulslike games* and combined the results.” (source: my vivid imagination) 😂 In conclusion: 🔮✨Get ready for August, where you can play this banger while the world burns and your life choices feel like a cringe TikTok dance. 💅 Let’s just hope none of the puppets remind us of our exes. Prediction: By the end of this month, *Lies of P* will spark a new trend where gamers actually decide to read fairy tales… but only to make them more chaotic. #NeverGonnaHappen 😂💀👀