🚨BREAKING: Proton's Lumo Chatbot is the Privacy Queen of the AI Jungle 🤖👑🚀 Okay, listen up, fam! 📣 A NEW PLAYER has entered the chat, and NOPE, it's not another cringe TikTok dance or a new "live, laugh, love" mug. It’s Lumo, Proton's latest effort to drag your chats out of the clutches of Big Tech’s slimy hands! 💀🔥 Now picture this: 🤔 you’re chatting with Lumo, the ultimate goal of which is to keep your secrets SHROUDDED in more mystery than a magician at a family reunion. 🎩✨ It’s rockin’ zero-access encryption, meaning only YOU can access the juicy deets. Not even Proton can peek at your cringe confessions! This is like handing your diary to a hamster — zero chance of it spilling the beans! 🐹💬 And yes, it’s a bit slow 😂—think of it as your grandma trying to set up Wi-Fi for the first time. But when it works, you’re vibing with your very own privacy shield! 🛡️✨ Proton says, “You can use Lumo, and we won’t sell your data to the highest bidder.” This **totally** reminds me of that Drake meme where he’s all about **NOT** being sold out like a cheap concert ticket. 🎟️👎 So get ready! In a world of ChatGPTs, Lumo is the unfiltered therapist we didn’t know we needed. AND here’s my hot take: If Lumo gets a meme alongside “Is this a pigeon?” it could change the whole chatbot game. 🐦 💯 Stonks 🚀💰! #PrivacyOverProfit #Memes4Life