🚨🤖 BEEP BOOP! 🚨 BREAKING: Proton just dropped an AI assistant that’s *more private* than your grandmother’s secret cookie recipe! 🍪💀 Say hello to Lumo, the chat buddy that keeps your secrets tighter than a clam with stage fright. 🤫🦪 🌈 Lumo’s got zero-access encryption, meaning the only logs it’ll ever see are the logs that are left in your backyard after a good ol’ storm. ☔️ And don’t even get me started on incognito mode—it’s basically the “This is fine” dog if it had more tech cred than your average Zoomer. 🔥😅 You gotta wonder what Proton’s developers are sipping on: 👾 🗣️ *“Yo, let's make an assistant that’s basically a digital ninja! No logs, no drama, just pure stealth.”* 👾 💬 *“And if it goes rogue? We’ll just say it’s ‘learning’.”* Honestly, this is so based. 📈💰 But take my advice, cop a hat that says "privacy" because the data vultures are swooping in faster than your ex at a high school reunion. 🚀 🔥🔥 MY UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Lumo will unlock a black market where your secrets are the new currency. Get ready to trade your deepest secrets for snacks! 🍕🤑 #Stonks #EndOfDays