🚨🛑 BREAKING: PROTON JUST DROPPED THE PRIVACY-FOCUSED AI CHATBOT OF YOUR NIGHTMARES! 🚀💀 Get ready for *LUMO*, the chatbot that's more private than your concealed browser history! 🤫💻 Forget about those AI chatbots sliding into your DMs with your data like it’s Stonks on Wall Street! 🔥📈 This little guy keeps your secrets safer than a cat with a laser pointer! 😸✨ 💬👀 “We’re not like those other chatbots selling your soul to ads,” Proton insiders say, “Our encryption is so tight, even our stuff can’t peek!” 🔒🍵 *Cue Drake pointing at privacy like it’s the holy grail.* “No cap, we’re giving you the keys to the castle - literally!" 🔑🏰 *But wait! There's more! ⚡* Lumo summarizes documents, writes emails, and generates code like it’s going OUT OF STYLE! 👨‍💻💌 But let’s be real; if you need a chatbot to write your emails, you might wanna check your life choices, fam. 😅💀 Now, here's the twist: Lumo *can* search the web but only if you *enable* it. Talk about privacy on hard mode, right?! 💥💯 This is a real "this is fine" meme moment while it deftly navigates the existential crisis of user consent vs. snooping! 🧐👾 Hot take: In five years, Lumo will have its own cult following in the metaverse, launching NFTs of your most *encrypted* conversations! Don't sleep on this! 🌌💾💰 #PrivacyIsKey #CringeOrChill? 😜🤪⏳