🚨🔥💌 BREAKING: Proton Mail just gave its mobile app a #GlowUp that’ll make your ex look like yesterday’s lunch leftovers! 💁‍♀️💨 In a world where speed is key, they said, “Why not double the speed and make it clean, fast, and private?” 😜 Fast as a zoomer on TikTok, you can now *scroll,* *archive,* and *reply* like a boss — all while living that offline life. 🌐💔 Imagine: You’re on the bus, and instead of staring awkwardly at strangers, you’re organizing your inbox like it’s an episode of Marie Kondo: “Does this email spark joy?!” ✨🤡 Oh, AND their code is *80%* shared between Android and iOS. Let’s be real: that means more time for them to work on *actual* features rather than deciding whether green or blue is the new black. 🔵🟢 💬 “Bro, we wanted to make email exciting, like an epic Fortnite drop instead of a game of Minesweeper,” said some totally *not* official Proton dev. 💣 PREDICTION: By 2025, Proton Mail will have you unsubscribing from spam like it’s the latest TikTok dance challenge. #ProtonChallenge 💃 So grab your phone, because this isn't just an app update; it's a whole vibe shift! 🚀✨