🚨🔥 BREAKING: Proton Mail vs. Apple - The Battle of the Privacy Titans! 🍏🤖💌 In a *plot twist no one saw coming*, the Swiss squad from Proton is throwing hands at Apple, claiming their App Store model is more broken than your mom’s old iPhone on iOS 8!! 📱💥 They’re not just fighting for themselves, they’re repping “millions” of devs and user privacy like it's the last slice of pizza at a coder’s meetup! 🍕👨‍💻 One disgruntled dev was overheard mumbling, "Bro, if I wanted a monopoly I’d just invest in stonks!” 📈💀 Meanwhile, Apple is probably sitting in their golden fortress like, “This is fine” while sipping overpriced lattes and counting their coins. 💰👑 But wait, who’s gonna win this epic showdown? Will it be Proton with their *encrypted emails* or Apple with their *obsession for taking 30% of your lunch money*? 🤔🔪 Drake pointing to Proton: “That’s the move! 🙌” Galaxy brain developers are already predicting a world where apps aren’t forced to pay homage to the almighty 🍏, but let’s be real—this is just the latest chapter in “Tech Companies Throwing Shade.” In conclusion, I fully expect this lawsuit to escalate to a full-on tech battle royale, complete with a K-Pop soundtrack and Elon Musk livestreaming from Mars. 🚀📺🔥 Stay tuned, the chaos is just getting started!!! #ProtonPower #AppStoreCringe #PrivacyIsKey