🚨🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS 🚨🚨 Ladies and gentle-geeks, grab your popcorn 🍿 and buckle up because Proton just dropped Lumo, and it’s like the nerdy lovechild of Siri and GPT-3— but with an encryption degree from Hogwarts! 🧙‍♂️💻✨ Got a mountain of documents? Lumo’s gonna SUMMARIZE ‘em faster than you can say “this is fine” 🔥💀. It also generates code like it’s trying to be the next Picasso of Python, but let’s be real, we’re all just here for the meme potential. 😜🤖 Here’s the big flex: ZERO-ACCESS encryption! That’s right, fam, your secrets are so safe that even Proton can’t see them 🤫👀. It’s like saying, “I promise not to open your diary, but you still might want to lock it” 🔒. Meanwhile, some dev in the back is saying, “Wanna see how fast I can accidentally expose user data? 👀💀” So is this a stonks move for Proton? 📈 Or just more cringe in the overflowing bucket of tech gimmicks? 🤔 Only time will tell if Lumo will take us to the moon 🚀, or just leave us in the “L” pile 🤡. 🔥🔥 Hot take: Lumo will start giving unsolicited life advice and ruin your friendships! No cap. Get ready for your new bestie who knows how many times you Google searched “how to adult.” 😂💰🤷‍♂️ #SendHelpOrCode