🚨📣 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WILD WORLD OF TECH! 🚨💥 Get ready, fam, because Proton is serving up some spicy privacy with their new **Proton Authenticator**! That’s right, we’re talking TWO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION THAT'S OPEN-SOURCE AND MULTIPLATFORM! 🎉💻💪 Imagine a world where your secrets are safer than a Bitcoin bro's stash in a basement 😂💰. But wait, did they really need to diversify while still dealing with that AI chatbot *Lumo*? I mean, is anyone gonna trust a chatbot that sounds like it took its first steps into the real world with a cringy meme? 🤖🍼 *Cue developer convo*: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Bro, it's an authenticator—who’s gonna use it?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Honestly, probably just us and some privacy nerds seething because they can't mess with their privacy settings.” You could almost hear their stock rise faster than your cousin's TikTok dance views when they realized they just dropped a 2FA app. 🚀💹 Honestly, I’m more confused than a cat watching a dog bark. But hey, if it stops people from getting hacked, then I guess that’s a W? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥💡💀 Hot Take: By Q3 2024, Proton will be the only app left that doesn’t ask you to sell your soul for a selfie! 😱💔 If you’re not using it, you’re definitely missing the *staunks* train! All aboard the privacy express! 🚂💨 Now go spread chaos and share this like it’s the last slice of pizza! 🍕🔥📲