💀🔥 Hold up, fam! You know protein’s out here living its best life, right? 💪✨ Welcome to the WHEY-volution, where it’s not just for swole bros anymore—like, protein is straight-up the Kardashian of nutrients now. Stonks? More like *SPOONks*! 🤑 Experts said, “You need this much protein” 🧑‍🔬, but you know what they really meant? “You need to buy ALL the protein products ASAP!” 💸💦 We’re talking protein in your Starbucks cold foam (just what I wanted with my caffeine fix, thanks) and even bottled water—because hydration is so last year, we need gains in every sip! 💧🤯🔥 👀 Imagine a protein shake fighting with collagen over who gets more influencer deals. “I just wanna make muscles!” 🥤💪 “Nah, I’m here for luminous skin and a TikTok collab!” 💅 **Real leaked quote from a protein powder developer**: “Honestly, bro, we just put it in everything now. I mean, why not?! At this point, we might as well put it in air! 🍃💨” Predicting the future? Protein will DAB its way into your next Zoom call 🤖💼 while you sip on a protein-infused existential crisis. So guzzle that *macro-magic* and ride the gains to infinity! 🚀🔥💰 #TeamProtein #ThisIsFine