🚨🥱 WAKE UP, GAMERS! THE CHROMEBOOK RAGE QUIT IS REAL! 🥱🚨 So here’s the tea ☕️💅: Google’s like, “Steam for Chromebook? LOL, bye Felicia!” and decided to ghost us until early 2026. This is the saddest breakup since that time I deleted Candy Crush 🙃💔. Like, who even thought a Chromebook could be a gaming rig besides a couple of delusional stonks investors? 🔥📉 Imagine they sat down in a board meeting (probably the same one where they decided on Google Glass 2.0) and someone went, “Yeah, let’s drop support for the ONLY gaming platform that could save these sad laptops.” 📉💀 “Fr, we’ll just wait for them to stop crying over their Chromebooks while we whip up more AI to decide who gets roasted next.” Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we thought gamers would just use TikTok on it instead. Who needs games?” 🤡💰 But wait, there’s more! 🍿🔥 If you’re still gaming on your Chromebook in 2026, you might as well trade it for a potato with better specs. So get ready to throw your Chromebook out the window like it’s doing a TikTok dance because it’s gonna be a hot mess! 🚀💥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In a shocking twist, Google will unleash a new ‘Chromebook Game Edition’ that crashes harder than your dreams while you wait for Cyberpunk 2077 to get patched. 💥👀 #GoogleIsEvil #CringeCompany 🙌😵