🔥💀 BIG YIKES ALERT: Your Home Needs a VPN Router, and So Do You 🔥💀 Listen up, homies! 😤 You think your internet connection is secure? Nah fam, it’s more vulnerable than a cat video on a Monday morning. 🐱✨ Let’s talk VPN routers! Not just for the tech bros and hackers, but for ALL of us who wanna dodge those peeping Toms (you know who you are, ISP 👀) while streaming that epic *Shrek* sequel. So, ASUS and Netgear are your main players—basically the Drake and Josh of VPN routers. 😂🔥 But don't let these brands fool you! They're pumping out these boxes like they’re making NFT art. The stonks are up 🚀💰, but are you REALLY getting the best bang for your buck? *Drake points disapprovingly* Leaked quote from an imaginary ASUS developer: “We were going to add a feature to protect your home from intruders, but then we added RGB lighting instead.” 🤡 Look, if your VPN router isn’t securing your fridge’s Wi-Fi, what’s even the point?! THIS IS FINE. 🙃 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: In 2025, your toaster will come with a built-in VPN to protect your bagels from surveillance. Don’t @ me. 😤✨