🚨🔍 *BREAKING NEWS: The AI Wild West Just Got a Shady Sheriff!* 🤠🤖 Gather ‘round, folks! It’s your boy who’s about to spill the tea on how a bunch of musty old standards bodies are coming together to *try* and put some rules on our rogue AI frontier. Spoiler alert: it’s about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. 😩💦 They say they want to tame the “wild west” of AI, but let’s be real — *who even invited these guys to the party?* 🥴 *Take your cowboy hat and go home!* They’ve got all the charisma of a brick wall and ideas slower than dial-up internet 💔💻. Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, this is fine. We’re just here for the free donuts. 🍩” Meanwhile, the AI bars are packed, and the bots are out here serving drinks stronger than a double-shot espresso from a tech bro’s favorite overpriced café ☕💸. So what’s the takeaway? These “standards” are just stonks for the bureaucrats to pretend they’re doing something while algorithmic chaos reigns supreme. ⚡🤡 *Prediction:* In 2024, every AI will run for president, and the campaign slogan will be “Why vote for humans when you can vote for a chatbot?” 🗳️🤖🔥