🚨 BREAKING: Prophet Security Just Hit Stonks Level 9000 🚀💰 So, like, Prophet Security raised $30 MILLION in Series A funding. *No cap.* 🎉 Their super advanced *NOPE, NOT A ROBOT UPRISE* AI agents are here to save your tech-wrecked lives from the cyber gremlins lurking in the dark web. 🕵️‍♂️💻🔥 But let’s keep it real for a sec. With AI defending your data, is it really *defense* or just a fancy way to say "we're just vibin' while your data gets absolutely wrecked"? 🤡💀 "More like Prophet *Uncertainty*, am I right?" 🤷‍♂️ - some guy on Twitter, probably. And who’s leading this charge? Accel, the VC equivalent of the dude at the party who pours the last bit of soda into a cup like “I saved you some.” 😂🙌 But fr fr, if we survive the AI apocalypse AND hackers, I'll add "I told you so" to my life accomplishments. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, these AI agents will evolve into virtual therapists and it’ll be too late. “Your data is safe, but your mental health? *Seethe.*” *All hail our new robot overlords* 🤖👑 Share this or you might just get hacked. 🤷‍♂️✨