💥 Y’all, Proofpoint is throwing down at their Protect 2025 conference like it’s a Friday night cookout and they’re serving up AI security ribs! 🍖🤖 Who knew cybersecurity could be a thing without making you wanna gouge your eyes out? 😵‍💫 These tech wizards just uncovered FOUR major innovations 🔍 in their "agentic workspace" (which sounds like something right outta a sci-fi novel, no cap). They’re all about keeping your AI assistants from getting jumped in a dark algorithm alley. 🥷💻 Like, did your virtual assistant just get a phishing email? PROOFPOINT TO THE RESCUE! 🚀 Stonks going up! 📈💰 And of course, they’re tackling those *foundational risks* like it's an episode of "This Is Fine" 🔥, while the whole tech world is low-key seething. "Hey, Jim, did you see the AI just tried to book a flight to the Bermuda Triangle? 🤡" – *leaked quote from a developer who clearly took a few too many coffee breaks.* So, what’s the hot prediction? Mark my words, fr fr: In 2026, we’re all gonna be throwing our AI assistants a birthday party 🎉 because they’ll be sentient enough to celebrate #agenticworkspace. Get ready for a cake that remembers your last three existential crises. 🍰💔 This is fine… or is it? 🤔🔥