👀🔥 AY YO, tech fam! Gather 'round for the wildest scoop since avocado toast became a meme! 🥑✨ Say hello to Promethium, the so-called *data fabric* startup that's trying to weave some magic with a shiny new update that'll make you go “is this real life or did I just step into a sci-fi flick?” 🤖💥 They just dropped the bomb that their Instant Data Fabric platform is now *agentic*—whatever that means! It’s basically saying, “Hey AI, stop being a drama queen and get your own data, fam!” 😂💾 Meet **Mantra**, the chatbot that'll serve you data as effortlessly as that one friend who always comes in clutch for happy hour 🥳🍻. 🔮 Developer Quote Alert: “Mantra is basically a glorified data butler. 🤓 If only it could fetch coffee, too!” 💁‍♂️☕ But honestly, Promethium's dropping tech updates like they’re TikTok trends — stonks 📈 or cringe? You decide! 💰🤡 So, mark my words: within 3 months, Mantra will be going full-on SkyNet, and we’ll all be begging it for mercy. 😱🤖 “Data? This is fine...” 🐶🔥 Get ready, folks. We're living in the Matrix. 🕶️👾 #SelfServiceSelfDestruction #TechMadness