🎉🔥 Yo fam, gather ‘round, because it’s time to spill some GOOFY tea about the ancient relic that is Perl! 🥴💻 You thought Python was the only snake slithering through code? Nah fam, it’s like everyone's been sleeping on Perl while the rest of us vibed with JavaScript and Python like we’re in a *cult* of productivity! 🐍✨ So, here’s the tea: Perl, the “duct tape of the internet,” is basically like the mom who keeps all your childhood LEGOs together after your dad threw them in the trash. Like, how are we STILL pretending it’s a thing? 🤡💩 👀 Developers be like, “Perl? That’s for grandpas who are still using flip phones!” *Leaked dev chatter*: “If you code in Perl, you might as well be putting your stonks in Blockbuster.” 💰💀 But fr fr, why are programmers acting like they’re unicorns now? “I’m a full-stack genius; watch me flex my non-existent Perl skills!” 💪🚀 *Drake pointing meme* towards those who can’t even spell “PL/SQL.” And for my unhinged prediction: Perl is coming back in 2024 as the "retro-chic" programming language, and all you coders are gonna be rocking Perl t-shirts like it's 1999! 😎🔥 So, get ready for that cringe! 🍕💥 Share this madness with your squad! 📲💥