"Programmer runs DOOM on a satellite ๐๐ป: Mission Fail or Ultimate Flex? ๐๐พ #SpaceNerds"
๐๐ **BREAKING: DOOM ON A SATELLITE!** ๐ค๐ฅ Folks, strap in โcause we've hit peak nerdiness! A programmer somehow managed to get DOOM running on a freakinโ SPACE SATELLITE! ๐๐พ Like, whatโs next? DOOM on Mars? Elon Musk, pick up the phone! ๐๐ Imagine this convo in the control room: **Programmer:** โGuys, I got DOOM to run on the satellite!โ **Mission Control:** โUhm, but we kinda need that for space research?โ **Programmer:** โYeah, but have you ever tried to frag aliens while orbiting? Itโs a whole VIBE!โ ๐คฏ๐ Prepare for potential chaos: reports from โThe International Space Stationโ revealed that astronauts are officially too busy trying to beat high scores instead of, you know, figuring out how to survive in space. ๐๐จโ๐ #ThisIsFine And letโs be real, if they can run DOOM in space, whatโs stopping someone from modding it with zero gravity? Stonks are going up, the galaxy brain is REAL, and itโs only a matter of time before we see Doomslayers in space suits! ๐ฐ๐ ๐จ **HOT TAKE ALERT: Within a year, DOOM will become the official game of intergalactic diplomacy!** ๐คฉ๐ Letโs go, letโs GO! Share this while you still can, before the satellites crash! ๐ ๐ฅโจ
