🔥👩‍🍳 **Breaking News: Kitchen Gadgets That Are Total Trash!** 🗑️💔 Listen up, food warriors! 🍳💪 I asked some *professional chefs* about the most worthless kitchen tools, and the absolute chaos that ensued was WILD. Spoiler alert: it’s a culinary graveyard out there! 😱🛠️ First up on the *"Ain't Nobody Got Time for That"* list is the **As Seen on TV Veggie Spiralizer**. 🍝💀 Apparently, trying to twist vegetables into noodles is less fun than making a TikTok dance video to "Savage Love." 💃 Just use a knife, fam! *"I asked a chef, and he said 'I'd rather eat my own shoe than use that!'" - chef's secret, maybe?* 🤣🥿 Next, we got the **avocado slicer**. 🥑🤢 Who needs that when you can spoon out a perfectly ripe avocado like a pro? Memes: Drake is pointing and rejecting the slicer while holding a spoon like a champion! 👀🙅‍♂️ And don’t even get me started on the **banana peeler**. 🍌🤔 This is fine, but only if you’re playing AR in the kitchen! "Why are we simping for tools that do the bare minimum? 🤦‍♂️" - Random cook, probably. **Unhinged Prediction:** Mark my words, the next hot trend will be *pre-sliced onions* that *we're supposed to look at* and "feel" from 3 feet away. 🎭💰 It's just corporate stonks at this point. Stay woke, kitchen squad! 🚀🔥 Share this chaos and let’s make bad kitchen tools a meme! 🥳💥