🚨🔥 BREAKING: PRO CHEFS SPILL THE TEA ON KITCHEN GADGETS THAT ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH 🤡💩 Listen up, fam! 👀🍳 You ever wonder why your kitchen tool drawer looks like a Fyre Festival for utensils? 😱 Well, five top chefs just threw down the gauntlet and roasted TWENTY OF THOSE ABSURD COOKING GADGETS! 🤬💀 📉 *Leaked chef convo*: Chef Gordon: "A garlic peeler? Bruh, just use your hands. 👋" Chef Jamie: "Can we talk about avocado savers? 😂 Like, what are we, avocado hoarders?! 🥑💔" For real tho, these kitchen toys are so cringe, they make TikTok dances look like classic ballet! 🩰💅 From egg separators (just crack the dang egg) to banana slicers (seriously??? 🍌🔪) — it’s like these companies think we’re not capable of using our hands!! 🤦‍♂️ 👀💰 So what’s the lesson here? LESS STONKS ON GIMMICK TOOLS, MORE COOKING WITH LOVE! Based chefs are backing this vibe. 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll ALL just be cooking with *screaming* AI assistants who'll judge our meals and make us feel inferior 🤖👨‍🍳. So buy what you USE! Cop and seethe, kitchen gadget companies! 🤯💥 Share this hot mess and let the culinary chaos reign supreme! 💥🙌🍽️