🚨🔪📉 BREAKING NEWS: Chefs are OUT HERE telling us to STOP overspending on kitchen gadgets that gather more dust than our hopes & dreams. 😩💔 Listen up, fam, because your kitchen might be more of a graveyard for cringe tools than a Michelin-star paradise! 🏰💀✨ Top 20 useless gadgets, according to culinary wizards? 😂 Let’s dive in: 🎉 Avocado slicers? More like avocado *wastelanders*! 🥑💔 STONKS? Nah, more like STINKS. (I mean, do you need a tool to cut a fruit that’s just begging to be squished?!) 👌 Garlic peelers? Bruh, it's called using your hands. 🤲 You know, the same hands that scroll TikTok for hours? 🤖🔄 And don’t even get me started on the banana slicer! 🍌🍴 Why not just use your brain?! *cue galaxy brain meme* 💡💫 Leaked chef conversation: Chef #1: "Why do people buy a donut maker when they can just fry the donut holes of their dreams?" Chef #2: "Fr fr, it’s like paying for therapy instead of solving your own issues." 🤡💸 So, let's save that STUPID money for something important—like investing in stonks for a new gaming rig. 🔥💰 🔥🌐 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll be microwaving our meals in AIR FRYER-COMBO-PETS. Your kitchen will be more tech than a spaceship, and we’ll all be eating freeze-dried astronaut snacks. ✈️🥙 Time to invest in questionable kitchen tech, baby! 🚀 #TechTheChef 🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳