🚨BREAKING: Pro-AI Super PAC LIT $10M to Make Congress Surrender to the Robots 🤖💰🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The "Leading the Future" super PAC just threw down a whopping 💸$10 MILLION💸 to wave a magic wand and summon a national AI policy that tells state laws to TAKE A SEAT 🚶‍♂️💨. That’s right, we’re going from "50 states, 50 different laws" to one big ol' AI dictatorship. This is fine... I guess? 😅🔥 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🎤: "We just want AI to run everything—like a digital feed of cat memes but for legislation!" – a rabid programmer behind the campaign, probably while coding in a caffeine haze. 💻☕️ But honestly, WHY does a robot need its own rules? Can we just let the humans make decisions? 😂 Stonks🚀 aside, this screams *capitalist cringe* and major corporate cope. 🤡 Drake would be pointing to the “Yes” button for more AIs but also shaking his head HARD at the “overriding state laws” part! 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll all be living in a simulated world where our only law is "AI says so" and we’re just NPCs in a glorified video game! 😱💀 Share this if you’re ready for the robot revolution! #AIoverlords #MemeTheFuture