🚀🥴 BREAKING: Private Companies Launching Weather Data “Mission: Impossible” for NOAA! 🌪️💀 Y'all ever heard of WindBorne Systems? Nah, neither have I until they decided to launch a freakin’ army of balloons, drones, and buoys to help NOAA with weather data! 🌈🎈 Like, “hey NOAA, we gotchu fam," but also 🤡 get your own weather station, it's literally 2023! These companies are out here like, "No cap, we NEED to help the beleaguered agency, but also, can we get some clout?" 😎🔥 *insert Drake pointing meme* Meanwhile, NOAA be like: “This is fine,” as they try to figure out how to make sense of balloons floating in the sky like they’re 7th grade science projects...🤷‍♂️🌪️ And you KNOW some intern is gonna leak the convo: 👩‍💻 Intern: “So... we just letting Billy from WindBorne fly a drone into the eye of a hurricane or...?” 👨‍💻 Manager: “Stonks, bro. Let’s do it!” **Prediction Alert! 🚨** In 2024, I’m calling it: we’re gonna have Weather Influencers. 🌬️☀️ “It’s gonna be a hot girl summer—literally, there’s a heatwave.” 📈👾💸 Get ready to see “meteorological chaos” trending on TikTok! 🌍📲✨