🌩️💾 🤡 BROADCOM'S CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF AI ARMAGEDDON! 🌪️🚀 Okay fam, here’s the tea ☕💅: Private cloud is the new battlefield for AI, and guess who’s rolling in with the stonks? 🤖✨ That’s right, Broadcom! Ain’t that like a toddler flexing on a playground with a diamond-encrusted tricycle? 💎🚲 They threw around the word “cloud” back in 2006 like confetti at a birthday party 🎉 and now, 20 years later, it’s a hot mess of server farms and AI programs ready to throw virtual hands! 💣💥 Diane Bryant, independent director and *probably* the Terminator in disguise, says she's been through tech evolution like a Pokémon leveling up! 🥳💪 She’s like, “We’ve gone from floppy disks to AI overlords, and I'm here for it!” But let’s be real: the only thing private clouds are battling is your experience on Zoom calls, amirite? 🤡🔥 **Leaked quote from an Anonymous Broadcom Dev**: “We say ‘cloud’ but really it’s just vaporware we’re selling!” 😂💀 So listen closely: if a private cloud and AI have a baby, it’s gonna be like if Skynet went on a TikTok dance spree—totally chaotic and 100% entertaining! 💃💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll all be forced to host family meetings in the metaverse powered by AI clouds. 🥴📅 **#ThisIsFine** 🔥🚀 *Who’s with me?*