🚴‍♂️💨 *BREAKING: The Priority Gemini Gravel Bike – Your Future Commuter or Just a Fancy Doorstop?* 🔥😂 Ladies and gents, buckle up because Priority Bicycles just pulled a *DRAKE* move and dropped the *chain* from biking! 🚫🚲 Introducing the chain-free gravel bike for all you wannabe cyclers who can't handle life when it gets bumpy. 🙃🌌 Meet the Priority Gemini: A bike so confusing, it should come with a *Caution: May Cause Existential Crises* label. 🤔 You’ve got a belt drive and gravel bike combo that’s basically the avocado toast of the cycling world: looks fancy but leaves you wondering where your money went. 😩🥑💸 Here’s the tea ☕: At $3,499 for aluminum and $5,499 for titanium, you might as well just invest in *stonks* because that's a lot of *losing it* for just 24 lbs of metal. 🚀💀 Developer “Stan the Man” was reportedly heard saying, “I put a belt drive on a bike because I was too lazy to oil a chain. Now I feel like a marketing genius.” 🤡 Pro tip: If your gravel is *any* level of spicy, you might wanna stick to riding on flat ground—unless you enjoy the sound of your bike screaming in pain. 🌪️🔥 🐰 *Hot Take Alert*: In 2025, we will all be using *hoverboards* instead of bikes. 🚀 You heard it here first! 🏆 #StayChaotic #BikeLife #Predictions 💫