🚨💥 ALERT: Amazon Prime Video is basically the Bermuda Triangle of TV shows. Are you out here swimming with the bottom of the barrel or are you ready to transcend to the **galaxy brain** level of binge-watching? 🤔👽 🎬 First off, sure, we all love The Boys (because who doesn’t want to see superheroes crash and burn? 🔥🤡), but let’s talk about the hidden gems! You might be sleeping on *The Devil's Hour*—it’s boomers’ favorite horror show, yet they can't understand why their VHS tapes don't play on streaming 🤦‍♂️💀. And that new comedy *Overcompensating*? Honestly, it hits harder than your friend’s excuses for not paying you back. 📉💸 💰 But hold up—Prime Video is trying to be a thicc snack and charging you extra for ads ☠️. Like, can I get a "no thanks" for *premium* cringe? Drake is out here pointing like, "Just use Netflix, fam." 📉🥴 Leaked insider quote: "We know viewers are only here for the free shipping on their toilet paper, so why not throw a few shows in?" - Totally not Jeff Bezos’ ghost 👻. 🔥 Expect PRIME-ridiculous shows like "Office Workers: The Quest for a Coffee Machine" next 🤣. So, hold on to your remotes, people—this ride is about to get *extra* chaotic! 🚀💥