🎉✨🚀 BREAKING: Amazon Prime Video is now a real-life episode of *The Office* but with more ads than the Super Bowl! 🏈💸 In a shocking twist, Jeff Bezos decided “Why show you the future, when we can show you ads?” 🤡💀. Since January 2024, your favorite binge-watching has turned into a chaotic game of dodgeball against ads 😱—and they’re coming at you faster than your college roommate with a pizza! 🍕💨 Now, if you wanna roll back to the good ol’ days where you could *actually watch* movies, it’s gonna cost you an extra $3 a month. That’s right, *THREE BUCKS* to free your eyes from the eternal abyss of Prime ads! 🤖💰 Meanwhile, Amazon's like, “Stonks!” while we're all just here like, “This is fine” 🔥☕️. 📢 In a highly scientific and totally made-up conversation, a dev was overheard saying: “If we can charge people for bathroom breaks, we’ll make an infinite profit!” 💥 So, here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2025, they’ll start charging you **per second watched**. 🎥💸 If you thought Netflix was dramatic, wait till Prime starts adding a *‘How did you hear about us?’* ad every 10 mins. 😱🔥 Stay woke, fam! #WhenAdsAttack