🚨ATTENTION: The Amazon Prime video apocalypse is upon us! 🚨💀 You thought you were signing up for binge-watching glory, but SURPRISE! It’s now an unholy wasteland of AD-geddon. This ain't your grandma's video streaming! 🤡🤯 💸 That's right, folks! Amazon decided they wanted to raise their stonks by throwing ads into Prime Video like confetti at a toddler’s birthday party. Who needs joy and uninterrupted viewing when you can have companies SELLING YOU stuff every five minutes? 🥳💰 So if you find yourself secretly wishing for the sweet, sweet days of ad-free binge with a bowl of your fave snacks 🍕, here are your options: 1. Pay $15/month for Prime and buckle up for a ride of promotional madness. 🎢 2. $9/month for standalone Prime Video and it’s like putting whipped cream on a dumpster fire. 😭 3. Or, you can slap down another $3 MONTHLY (cough **$18 a month** cough) to *not* see ads—because who wouldn’t want to pay to NOT see ads? 😤 “Why are we doing this?! 😂” said an imaginary dev in an alternate universe while sipping lattes. “Because we hate your happiness and need to finance Jeff’s space yacht!” 🚀🔥 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 2025, we’ll be paying $10 for each scene that doesn’t have an ad. Rip us! This is fine. 🔥🔥 Now who’s ready to share this chaos? 🤖💥