🚨🍔 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FAST FOOD FRONTLINE 🍔🚨 Yo, fam! In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Amazon JUST dropped a free 10-piece McNuggets meal for Prime members via Grubhub+ 💥💰! That's right, folks, your Prime subscription isn’t just for streaming “The Boys” in your pajamas anymore! Now it’s also your golden ticket to nuggets. #Stonks (also, I guess they’re trying to save us from our wifi service provider charging us an arm and a leg for their services 😂). **HOW TO QUALIFY:** Step 1: Be alive. Step 2: Pull out that Prime card like it’s a lightsaber, because you’re about to slay those hunger pangs! Just pray that the delivery guy doesn’t pull a “This is fine” when he shows up late. 🔥🚀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just wanted to see how far we could lean into gluttony before they add this to the ‘Prime Mental Health Resources’.” 🤡 Now, here’s where it gets WILD: if you don’t make it to October 5, just THROWS a McNugget at Bezos and scream for mercy. Because honestly, if you're too late, it's real cringe, and you’ll just be seething with regret! 😭💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, McDonald's and Amazon get hitched, and we’ll have burger robots delivering fries straight outta the fryer! Get ready for that nugget delivery drone! 🍟🤖💔