🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Prime Day's final hours have descended upon us like a caffeine-fueled raccoon ready to raid your trash! 😱🐾 Are you an Amazon Prime member? Then listen up, because you’ve got a golden ticket to 50% OFF your Grubhub order! 💔🤤 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Yeah, we just want you to spend more time and money on food instead of actually cooking. 😂💀” Here’s the lowdown: You better be quick because Amazon *isn’t* giving you a whole lot of time to seize that half-off grub like it’s a Fortnite V-Buck drop! 💸💨 Enter the special code to get your favorite overpriced pizza or sushi that you absolutely don’t need at 1 AM. This deal is like a sad Drake meme, but instead of “hotline bling”, it’s more like “hotline bing-bong, I’m in debt!” 🔥😩 Imagine showing up to your next Zoom meeting with a feast fit for a king 😤👑 while your colleagues are munching on sad desk salads… that’s the energy we need, fam! 🌟🔥 Get ready for that food coma though, ‘cause my galaxy brain prediction is that the next Amazon Prime sale will just be “buy this pizza, get a free heart attack” promo! No cap! 🚀💥 Who’s in? Let’s gooooo! 🥳🍕💰 #Grubhub #PrimeDay #FoodieLife #SendNoods