🚨🔔BREAKING: The Amazon Prime Day Shopping Saga is HERE 🌪️ and it's spicier than a flaming hot Cheeto! This ain't just your grandma's online shopping trip; it’s a competition of who can most effectively self-sabotage their wallets. 💸💀 Check out these techies from The Verge making questionable life choices! 🤡 🥇 **Eufy Smart Scale P2 Pro**: 🤖💪 🚀 They went from “I’m never buying overpriced sticks” to “$40 on a scale that syncs with Apple Health📈🩺.” Yeah, it's like they think measuring your weight is gonna magically turn you into a fitness influencer. Drake's pointing like, "Based for getting fit. Cringe for spending on a scale while eating tacos." 🥴🍔💰 💼 **Side by Side Flat Toiletry Bag**: 🎒💔 This thing costs about $45 but looks more like it came from a clearance rack at a gas station. 🏪😱 Imagine showing up at IFA in Germany with this bag— they’ll think you’re a time traveler from 2010! “#NotStylish” - said my imaginary friend who totally exists.👽🔮 Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re investing in personal wellness as we drown in Amazon Prime’s abyss. Help.” 😂💔 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: In a year, people will be giving away their Eufy scales like they’re expired coupons! Why? Because who needs to track weight when we have TikTok dances that burn calories?🕺💃 Share if you're ready to face the chaos of online shopping! 💥💥