🚨🔥🍏😱 ATTENSHUN APPLE SUCKAS 💰🍎💸 Get ready to THRIVE this Prime Day, because Amazon is about to hit you with BIG APPLE DEALS, like they’re throwing swag bags at a frat party! 🍻💻 What’s the tea? Here are the DEETS: **iPads** 📱: More powerful than your will to not binge-watch that new Netflix series! Stonks are rising as these devices are slashed like prices in a clearance sale. LOOK AT THIS DEAL! 🔥 **AirPods** 🎧: They say “no cords, no problems,” until they are laying on your desk like a forgotten relationship. But WHOA, these suckers are now at prices low enough to make you question your life choices! *Drake pointing meme* 👀 **MacBooks** 💻: More reliable than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call, and at a discount that’ll make your bank account weep. It’s about to get real - even your grandma could afford one now! 🤡💀 **Internal Leak Alert** 📣: Word on the street from an anonymous developer (let’s call him Steve Jobs Jr) says, “Dude, this isn’t Prime Day, it’s CALAMITY DAY. Just buy the MacBook and flee to the moon!” 🚀🌕 💥 HOT TAKE: Apple is gonna drop an “iPhone 15” at this rate… it’s just a phone that’s ACTUALLY a microwave! 😵‍💫 Share this with your crew and let’s get rich together! Stonks!!! 📈🔥